While sentimental gifts may tickle the heart, nothing solidifies a relationship like a lol-worthy present. Lucky for you, we've searched the web high and low to find some funny gag gift ideas that are available on Amazon: Scroll down to see (we dare you not to laugh).
LED Flashlight Gloves
Some gifts just make life a whole lot easier, because you never know how much you needed them until you got them. The LED Flashlight Gloves are a perfect example of this because it makes the life of the husband who dreams of being handy around the house a reality.
Shocktato Party Game
This Halloween, take your traditional Hot Potato game up a notch with the Shocktato Party Game, designed for all ages. The game offers 3 modes depending upon the age group that plays the game, you can set the electrifying shock (don’t worry, it isn’t lethally strong) and get going.
I Pee in Pools
The I Pee in Pools trucker cap will make people read it once, discard what they read, then question what they just read and make them reread it again. With the message printed on a retro vintage hat, you’re sure to get a lot of laughs and compliments for taking this comedy up a notch.
Cum Rag Embroidered Towel
Forget finishing up the tissue box every two days because you needed it for… ahem, gentlemanly business. Get yourself the Cum Rag Embroidered Towel or better still, get someone who you know absolutely needs it. Made 100% with cotton, the towel is sure to absorb every bit of spillage and let you have a laugh while you do it.
GPUOS Champagne Gun
The GPUOS Champagne Gun is created for those who want to recreate the movie-style alcohol shotgun photographs, without failed attempts and lost drinks. Designed to look like the alcohol is coming out of the mouth of the shark, it works great for champagne, beer, or wine.
BioSwiss Novelty Bandages Self-Adhesive Funny First Aid
A gag gift that is also useful, the BioSwiss Novelty Bandages Self-Adhesive Funny First Aid will be an instant favorite with the children.
Pawsolut Vodka Dog Toy
Ever imagined your doggo with a bottle in its mouth? The Pawsolut Vodka Dog Toy can shock you at first, but then the squeaky sound will bring a grin to both your and your dog’s faces.
Katamco Toilet Timer
This gift is probably the funniest way to pass the message – everyone needs to use the toilet! The Katamco Toilet Timer gives you 5 minutes to clear your bowels, and we mean it.
The Offensive Crayons are a great way to take out your political frustrations. Just color out using the 24 assorted colors, each with its own profane way of describing American politics.
Holy Water Novelty Hip Flask
The Island Dogs Holy Water Novelty Hip Flask could surprise you when you see it online. The picture of Jesus on a flask? That’s a clever idea. The quality is pretty good too, since it’s made of stainless steel and can hold a good amount of beverage.
Lavender Scented Candles
When we were out looking for quirky gifts, we knew these Lavender Scented Candles deserved the spot. That’s because as we were scrolling through the inventory, the message on these made us stop, and come back to it again. If a gift had to be personal, this would be it.
Air Wick V.I.P. Pre-Poop Toilet Spray
Are you looking to take care of smelly farts, right when it comes out? Something that can keep you safe from your family, who hate a smelly bathroom and might just murder you in your sleep because of it? The Air Wick V.I.P Pre-Poop Toilet Spray is just what you need!
The ORIGINAL Moon Ring®©
The ORIGINAL Moon Ring®© is a top-class gag gift that can surely get anyone laughing their pants off. Gift this to your girlfriend and watch her hopes go up, then down. The box holds within it a miniature plastic man, bent over with his pants down.
Banana Phone Bluetooth Handset
When we saw this product, we couldn’t believe it was real. But the Banana Phone Bluetooth Handset is real alright, and it is a hilarious laugh. The next time you speak through this handset, your friends are really going to think you’ve gone bananas! But this offers more than just calls, it also works with Siri and OK Google, and even plays music – on a banana!
The TeaBagger™ Tea Infuser
The TeaBagger™ Tea Infuser definitely doesn’t look like a tea infuser, but we think it does a better job than everything else we’ve seen in the online marketplace. Insert your loose tea bags or tea balls into this sack (yes, another bad joke) and have it infuse well with your hot beverage (too much, is it?).
Garden Gnome Statue
This Garden Gnome Statue, which is designed to mimic a gnome throwing up a meteor, I sure to add an element of magic to your backyard garden. With the addition of solar-powered illumination, we liked how it has a warm glow when everything around it goes dark.
I Hate People Retro Coffee Mug
The idea behind this cup is simple – to make a statement that you don’t want to interact with people when you’re having your coffee unless you begin the conversation. What we liked about it is the makers of the I Hate People Retro Coffee Mug took the stand for creativity, and it ended up paying off.
Punch Me Screaming Doll
We all look for a shoulder to cry on when we feel sad or hurt. But next time, why not take it out with fists on something? The Punch Me Screaming Doll is built to be beaten up. Punch the doll and have it scream, while your stress goes down a notch.
Right Or Racist
Right Or Racist is a well-thought-out board game that is well-suited to understanding the current socio-political climate around the world. When it is hard to define the line between what behavior is racist and what isn’t, Right Or Racist is a fun way to come together and discuss these topics.
Hidden Message Bracelet
Sometimes, it’s hard to express our love for others in kind words. Why not have it done through a violent line instead? This stainless-steel bracelet is a gift that everyone you gift it to will love because you wouldn’t just shank a b***h in the kidney (what’s this?) for anybody now, would you?
Pooping Pooches Calendar
Know someone who absolutely won’t stop talking about dogs? Here’s a gift to really understand their love for our furry friends. The Pooping Pooches White Elephant Gag Gift Calendar is a gift that can elicit two reactions from those who see it – disgust or uncontrollable laughter. The calendar shows the dogs answering the call of nature in hilariously inventive backgrounds.
Emergency Chicken Noise Maker
If you are browsing for funny gift ideas, you will eventually stumble upon the noisemaker toys. They come in all shapes and colors. More importantly, they make the most comic of sounds. “Squawk, squawk” is only one of the classic examples. You can also hear “peep, peep” or “cluck, cluck,” and so on. The Archie McPhee Emergency Chicken Noise Maker, in particular, produces four sounds at the touch of a button.
Nicolas Cage Mermaid Pillow
Are you a fan of Nicolas Cage? More importantly, are you ready to check one of the best gag gifts on the market? Yeah, you got it right, it’s a glitter pillow with a funny face (the one of Nicolas Cage). It comes with handmade sequins. Most of all, people love its flip technology since it allows for creativity. You can use it to write something or spruce up your home and garden.
Animal Butt Magnets
For all animal lovers out there, we have the best gag gifts. You can pick from six breeds, cats, dogs, safari, whales, or farm themes. Better yet, you can enjoy these funny animal, magnetic “butts” regardless of your age. Not only are they comic, but also incredibly functional. Since they are especially miniature, you can place them on a phone, dishwasher, or the to-do list on the fridge.
Remote Control Fart Machine
Are you looking to impress or disgust your friends or family? Well, this is your chance! Get one of the best funny gifts on the market, and fart wherever and whenever you’d like. Better yet, do so with the most innovative and advanced fart machine on the market. It makes 15 different, authentic fart sounds. How is that? Well, primarily due to its boom box technology!
Wine Workout Dish Towel
Wine lovers, rejoice! Our workout regime is finally getting the validation it deserves, thanks to shops like Design Moments. No longer will we have to feel guilt after pouring a second (or third) glass, because this nifty towel is enough to prove that we're still doing the most. Allow us to explain...
Have you ever stared at your burrito and wondered what it would feel like to be the filling inside of it? Well, whether you have or you haven't, there's no denying it would be snug. Especially inside the CASOFU Burritos Blanket on Amazon, boasting a velvety texture of wool on a double-sided print of a standard tortilla. Yes, ladies and gents, dreams do come true.
Beer Belly Fanny Pack
While many of you may be working hard on your summer bods, this Beer Belly Fanny Pack is here to remind you that safety comes before style any day. With an easily adjustable belt and a 15 x 7 pocket, you can basically store whatever you want in this big belly. And don't worry, only the best materials have been used, of course. Did you expect anything less for a beer belly covered in hair?
Monopoly "Unicorns vs. Llamas" Board Game
Step aside, Plants vs. Zombies, there's a new Sherriff in town. Hasbro gaming has revamped the popular real estate game with a rainbow sunshine makeover. They also added Peru to the sugar, spice, and everything nice concoction by bringing llamas to the board. And besides, when has Monopoly ever been a bad idea for a gift? Our point exactly.
Sloth Coffee Mug
A funny coffee mug is always a good idea for a funny gift, but this one might just be the ultimate winner. Sloths are widely regarded as a symbol of laziness because of their slow-paced movements. Much like what any coffee-consuming adult experiences before they've had their morning cup of java. Not that we're judging though.
"Don't Speak!" Coffee Mug
Coffee lovers come in all sorts of different shapes and sizes. They live in other countries and do different things for a living. Some of them are even in space right now, making a java brew on the International Space Station. But there is one thing that they can all probably agree on: The day only starts after a cup of the brown caffeinated potion of life. Can we get an amen?
Bag of Unicorn Farts
The internet just keeps on getting better. We don't know what's funnier, the fact that this seller is actually promoting unicorn farts in a bag, or that the shop's name is very appropriately called "Little Stinker Store." But don't let that take the attention away from what's inside the bag, cause it actually does have magical things in there: 85 Grams of pure cotton candy. Or "a rainbow of smiles inside," as Little Stinker writes.
Corgi Butt Shape Silicone Mouse Pad
Corgis have the most adorable bottoms. Looking like anything from two squished cotton candy pieces to puffy clouds, their butts are certainly a sight for sore eyes. But what if we were to tell you that it's possible to have the comfort of these cute dogs' behinds' in the palm of your hands? Literally? Well, doubt no more because it actually exists, and yes, the butt is entirely 3D. In case you were concerned.
Bob Ross Bobblehead
Ah, Bob Ross. The sensational painter has turned nearly every amateur artist into the next Claude Monet. After months of listening to his soothing voice-over Youtube tutorials, this bobblehead just blew our iPhones right out of the water. Now, you can hear the sweet sound of Mr. Ross with just the push of a button. And yes, the bobblehead indeed bobbles.
Chia Pet Sophia from The Golden Girls
The Golden Girls are going to get a whole lot greener, with some fiber and plenty of magnesium too. That's because this quirky little head statue is actually a planter that is perfectly crafted to make chia babies feel at home. What's even better is that the seeds eventually grow to become Sophia's afro-like do,' which we think is pure gold. See what we did there?
"Don't Even Ask" Measuring Wine Glass
Wine stuff seems to be a popular gift option these days. It could be because our wine lovers are at an all-time peak... or it's just been a pretty rough year. But can you blame them? Basically everything this past 2020 was shut down. And let's not even talk about how The Walking Dead was canceled... or we might need a bigger cup.
Brontosaurus Paper Towel Holder
Feeling a little adventurous? Adding a touch of the Jurassic period to your kitchen has never been easier, thanks to this Brontosaurus paper towel holder. This 1.92-pound free-standing dinosaur mimics the prehistoric sturdiness of its real counterparts, allowing for a comfortable pull of any paper towel. The bonus? It won't bite you if you get too close.
Potty Putter Toilet Time Golf Game
If your friend is a crappy golf player, then look no further. It's time to let them practice their putting game while answering nature's call, all while giving them the gift of efficient time management. Intrigued? let us elaborate. We, for one, think that this is actually a two-way gift. Just think about the endless puns the giver could make about the receiver's crappy golf skills.
'The Office' Jigsaw Puzzle
This unique gift is the perfect present for The Office mega-fan in your life. The 500-piece jigsaw promises hours of laughs, as the faces of the hit show slowly form. What better way to commemorate one of television's greatest comedies than piecing together the cast bit by bit? Netflix, chill, and puzzle, anyone?
Watch Ya' Mouth Party Game
Now here's a gift idea that assures some sore cheeks. The Watch Ya' Mouth game comes stocked with all the makings of a great multiplayer game. The set comes with 10 mouthguards in varying sizes. Players are tasked with pronouncing difficult word combinations from the card deck all while their mouths are stretched open.
The Screaming Goat (Book and Figure)
Does anyone else remember the hilarious commercial that Doritos aired during the 2013 Super Bowl? While time has passed, many can still recall that iconic scream. But for those needing a refresher or even avid goat fans, we recommend this two-piece set as a fun gift idea. Let's check out what's included...
Whether it's a gag gift for Cinco de Mayo or a surprise for the taco lover in your life, this present idea will be sure to bring some laughs... And hopefully, a taco delivery. Zmart's socks come in a range of sizes, colors, and options: Including other snacks like bacon, hot dogs, and cupcakes. Yum!
Raining Men Umbrella
Hallelujah, this next funny gift is equally handy as it is hilarious. What better way to feel sheltered from the rain than with this timeless pop culture reference? The umbrella's bubble dome form is decorated with tiny cartoon men and raindrops. The perfect ode to The Weather Girls' song.
Darth Vader Cutting Board
"A long time ago in a universe far, far away"... Came the ultimate present. Fans of Darth Vader are invited to "join the dark side," with this hilarious gift idea. The engraved cutting board is a must-have for fans of the Star Wars franchise and chefs alike. But this kitchen staple is more than meets the eye.
Telestrations: The Original
The true mark of a gag gift is its ability to bring tears of laughter to the recipient. The USAOPOLY's twist on two classic activities will be sure to provide some hysterics for your friend group's next game night. Telestrations brings the best of both worlds: Telephone and Pictionary. But how exactly does it work?
Pimple Popper Toy
Here's one unique gift that we're struggling to look away from... This slightly gag-inducing present could be the stress relief toy your friend never knew they needed! It takes the guilty pass-time of many and turns it into a great fidget solution to fiddle the time away. And all without harming one's skin!
No one ever said workplaces are easy, but thanks to this next funny gift, there's a way to take out any built-up stress. Running Press's Desktop Boxing offers a finger-sized solution to a bad day with its miniature gloves boxing bag. This unique idea can provide some laughs and major relief for a colleague or friend.
Mini Cornhole Game Set
GoSport has given us a unique twist on this classic lawn game with their Mini Cornhole Game Set. This unique gift can make the perfect present for lovers of the activity, trapped inside on a rainy day, or looking to bring a bit of fun to the office. The game offers multi-player fun, with the option of 2-4 participants.
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