Spice Up Your Pool Party With These 13 Funny Pool Floats From Amazon!

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Remember your childhood summers when you would wait to fill up the pool float and just splash around all day? We get it – you were a child back then, but do you still have a love of drifting in your backyard during the summer heat? Lucky for you, pool floats are trending again. In fact, they’re everywhere on social media. You don’t want to miss that bandwagon, do you?

Funny pool floats, cool pool floats... we’ve found them all. This summer, find out the best pool floats that are sure to rack up those likes on your profile, and get them right on Amazon! Let’s dive right in, shall we?

NPW-USA Drinking Buddies Pool Hunk

Do you crave a couple of hours of shuteye without having to worry about your drink while doing so? The NPW-USA Drinking Buddies Pool Hunk Ring – Sailor is the right pool buddy for you. All you have to do is fix your drink, fill up the float with water, apply your sunscreen, and hand over your drink to Jerry (your sailor hunk) while you look up and enjoy the view. But don't forget to keep having your drink at your leisure! Jerry is also built to last, with protection from UV fading. They're no better arms to spend this summer in than Jerry's.

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Inflatable Muscle Pool Rafts Lake Floats

This gag gift is meant to last, and we’ll be sure to take good care of it. The Inflatable Muscle Pool Rafts Lake Floats is made of high quality, non-toxic PVC but can even hold your kids at the same time without rupturing. The flexing of muscles is a purist Superman look, and you can be sure they’ll keep the likes rolling on your social media. Take this to a lake, and you’ll catch the eyes of the people around you. But ultimately, we approved this pool float because of its usability, its huge size, and the time it takes to inflate.

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FUNBOY Giant Inflatable Luxury Golf Cart Pool Float

Okay, we must admit that thinking about the FUBOY Giant Inflatable Luxury Golf Cart Pool Float had a sexy vibe. But this giant float can fit three large adults and two children and still stay floating. You could legit have a party, complete with drinks on top of this. It is 9 feet long, features a retro design that is social media-worthy, and has an ice cooler to serve your drinks cold. We think that FUNBOY’s products could be the reason behind the trend of pool floats on Instagram because their designs are spot on with what people want.

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RITONS 4 Pcs Set Inflatable Floating Row Toys

Row, row, row your boat... gently down the pool with the RITONS 4 Pcs Set Inflatable Floating Row Toys. The set comes with 2 inflatable logs and 2 inflatable canes to help you row through the pool. The floats are also easily packable so that you can row your way across the pool, no matter where the pool is. Now you can enjoy a relaxing time with your friend or even fight water battles with them using the canes. However, we should remind you that these are best suited for kids because they’re not going to let you get on this.

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JOYIN Giant Inflatable Pizza Slice Pool Float

Here’s a funny float that’s perfect for the pizza lover friend. JOYIN Giant Inflatable Pizza Slice Pool Float also comes with cup holders, which can hold your beer while you munch on the pizza. You can even tie together 8 different sets to make a complete pizza party on the pool, and you’ll find that this idea is also an instant hit on social media. This pool float is 75 inches long and can hold up to 200 pounds. The “crust” is a great substitute for a pillow, so make sure to apply some sunscreen. We don’t want to be blamed when you find yourself blissfully dozing off under the sun.

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Giant Ramen Pool Float by Iconic Floats

Anime fans, anyone? The Giant Ramen Pool Float by Iconic Floats is just what you need, just so as long as you don’t eat it. This float is so cute, and it had even us non-anime fans looking with envy. This float is 5 feet long, so don’t worry about not fitting in. You can even have kids rocking this float without going under. This doesn’t come with cup holders, so you may have to stay alert on top of this float. But besides that, this pool float checks all the other boxes - and we happily recommend it.

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Chicken Fight Inflatable Pool Float Game Set

We must warn you – the Chicken Fight Inflatable Pool Float Game Set is just what you need to get for your two children who are constantly arguing. Let them take it out on the pool next time! The chickens are always ready to get it on. It will take some time to understand how to get on them, but the effort sure is worth it. Because these chickens are super durable, you don’t have to worry about them getting damaged during your games. The only rule of the game – the last one standing is the winner, once and for all.

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Swimline Ben Franklin Money Mat Pool Float

Do you wish to just lie back on a pile of cash at the end of a long, tiring day? The Swimline Ben Franklin Money Mat Pool Float could likely grant that wish. Now you can swim on top of money without it getting damaged because this float is made of high-quality vinyl with radio frequency welded seams, ensuring maximum durability. The construction ensures sturdiness, and it doesn’t tip over easily. We must warn you that you should always be with your children when using this float because it has small parts that are not suitable for children. Get ready to feel boujee, lazing around during the summer heat this year without any regrets.

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Inflatable Pool Game Table

The Inflatable Pool Game Table is the perfect pool game table, complete with cup holders for social use and for the game. The pool float is 6 ft long and 3 ft wide, which makes it steady during the violent pool games your friends will come up with when they see this. We felt this float was on the heavier side, but the high-quality PVC makes it a pool companion for the long term. Now that summer’s coming up, why don’t you get that party going, take out this float and let the games begin?

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Floatastic Ice Cream Truck Inflatable Pool Float

As a child, one of the best memories of summer was the bell from the ice cream truck. Now, you get to own the ice cream truck, lounge on it under the summer sun, and get your perfect shade of tan. The Floatastic Ice Cream Truck Inflatable Pool Float is an instant hit because of the trip down memory lane. It’s a great conversation starter, too, at all the parties you’ll host. It’s a steal at a price you cannot deny. But don’t try to fill this up with lung power because you’re not going to hit the pool anytime soon.

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Inflatable Pool Float Tank Battle Rafts

With the Inflatable Pool Float Tank Battle Rafts, it's time for war. And we don't mean this jokingly. The built-in water squirt gun really does mean war. Conquer the territory in the pool by using your feet to paddle water and take down your enemies with shots from the gun. The summer doesn't get more fun than this because the pool float is easy to pack into your travel bag and take with you anywhere. This pool can hold only one person at a time, so do not attempt dangerous tactics like taking over the battle tank at home or in the pool.

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Zoostliss Inflatable Diamond Ring Pool

Ladies, here’s the chance to flaunt the diamond ring he got you. The Zoostliss inflatable Diamond Ring Pool Float is a unique design that we never knew existed - but is perfect for any bachelorette weekend! We liked how easy it was to pack (it could easily fit within the travel bags) and is large enough for the aerial photos. The large diamond offers great support to your back and neck, and we can only see customers raving about it in the reviews. After all, who doesn’t like a giant ring just for themselves?

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Dude with Sign Float by Iconic Floats

This will go completely against the idea of Instagram-worthy pool photoshoots, but that’s why it had to be added to this list. The design features the infamous Dude With a Sign holding a sign that says, “Stop Posting Pics on A Pool Float,” which is hilariously ironic. The clever float will likely go over well with your followers. There’s plenty of room to spread out and lounge away, and you’ll feel relaxed in no time. The set also comes from What Do You Meme LLC, which has a reputation for making meme products that relate quickly to the internet audience.

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