Comedy Central's annual 'roast' specials are something we wait for all year. I mean, that's why they've been around for the last 15+ years - they're a hit and we can't get enough of 'em.
From Bieber to Donald Trump, they've nabbed the biggest names in Hollywood to 'take one for the team' while their celeb pals publicly sh*t on them; All while aired on national television for our delight, of course.
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This year's latest victim is none of than 61 year old actor Alec Baldwin. Filmed over the weekend, the proceeds of Baldwin's roasting are to go to Tony Bennett's charity Exploring The Arts, aimed at helping N.Y and L.A public schools.
For 210 long, long minutes, Baldwin sat there as Robert De Niro, Caitlyn Jenner, Blake Griffin and other big names had some NSFW words for the celeb. We've gathered the best digs from the night, so whack you may not be seeing them in the edited version airing September 15th. Thank me later.
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Beauty And The Beast
23 year old model, Ireland Baldwin, couldn't miss a chance to dis her dad Scot Free. Ireland brutally called her famous father out for his prior absences in her life, introducing him as 'the guy from like, half of my birthday parties.'
She went on to bash his career, joking that 'it hasn’t been easy being the daughter of an iconic movie star, but I’m not here to talk about my mother.' We see where Ireland gets her savagery from.
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Claim To Fame
Safe to say Baldwin's been on our screens for quite some time now. From his Saturday Night Live stints to his 30 Rock gig, at the very least you recognize his face. Comedian Nikki Glaser says otherwise. 'It’s been an honor roasting Justin Bieber’s wife’s oldest, fattest uncle,' Glaser mocked.
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In case you didn't know, Bieber secretly wed supermodel Hailey Baldwin last September in a NYC courthouse.
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Among Baldwin's roasters was NBA player Blake Griffin, who you may remember as Kendall Jenner's ex. Griffin took a different approach to the tormenting, instead ragging on the actor's appearances.
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In perhaps one of the highlights on the night, Griffin mocked, 'you look like if Jimmy Fallon drowned three days ago.' You've literally outplayed yourself, man. Well done.
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Baldwin and paparazzi go together like Biggy and Tupac; They just don't. In fact, ever since he's been in the spotlight, Baldwin has taken a strong dislike to the photographers. His constant quarrels with them have made numerous headlines, with some even resulting in physical assault.
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A-list pal Robert De Niro alluded to Baldwin's lashing out, joking, 'I once saw him take a selfie and punch his own face.' As usual, De Niro never disappoints.
After Alec's celeb brother Stephen publicly admitted to their falling out, Caitlyn Jenner decided to take notes. 'Back when I was Bruce, we were brothers. That’s another brother you’ll never talk to again.'
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We don't know what we applaud more, Caitlyn's hilarious self mockery or her savage take on family drama.
Whatever your take, be sure to catch the entire smack down September 15 on The Comedy Channel.
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