It’s hard out there for a racist.

You may go blind.

“Don’t touch it.”

Never leave your bicycle unlocked.

“Lost” is even more confusing when everyone is blue.

“We’re all really concerned about him and hope he gets better.”

Santa looks a little blue.

A genius joins the best ballet class ever.

Listen to Kathy Griffin retell the world’s most uncomfortable Macy Gray story.

Watch a preview of the new Fox hit.

If she wasn’t a butterface before, she probably is now.

Don’t mess with the man in the funny hat.

These people have too much time on their hands.

“Why do I have the feeling that Massa massages were followed by Massa-bations?”

MOAR: “Another word for more. Used if you want more of a thing very badly. A common refrain in the seedier sectors of the ‘net.”