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Jeff Dunham Embraces His White Trash Roots

tony.digerolamo — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:44:51 +0000

Jeff Dunham ventriloquist abilities allow him to do accents and fight crime. Most criminals just flee whenever he pulls out one of those puppets. I pulled out my puppet once, and that's why I can't come within 50 feet of a school.

If you like ventriloquists that are Jeff Dunham, don't forget to check out Jeff Dunham's Achmed and meet Dunham's new manager.

Posted by Tony DiGerolamo, who now fights crime dressed as a bat like a normal person.

“Bachelor” Contestants Forced To Become Residents Of “Shutter Island”

Danielle Evenson — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:36:30 +0000

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"Playboy TV" mashes up scenes from "The Bachelor" and scenes from "Shutter Island" in this killer video produced by Playboy TV. The two programs fit together almost seamlessly. For more funny mashups, watch the 10 Greatest "Lost" Mashups and the 14 Greatest Disney Trailer Mashups. Posted by Danielle Evenson, would love an island vacation.

Runner Steals Meal In Drive-Thru

Danielle Evenson — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:45:08 +0000

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A runner pranks a drive-thru patron in this funny video posted by the hungry boys at Break.com. Just as the patron reaches out for his delicious meal, the runner speeds by and grabs the bag. Too bad the man was too fat to get out of his car and chase down the kid. Come on, man! Eat some broccoli! For more great pranks, watch these 20 Hilarious College Pranks and the 5 Funniest Cell Phone Pranks. Posted by Danielle Evenson, who wants Taco Bell NOW!

Bill Cosby Loves A Night Of Drinking

Danielle Evenson — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:34:09 +0000

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Bill Cosby riffs on different kinds of drunks in this funny video from his classic stand up special. From gin, to bourbon to beer drunks, Cosby takes them all to task. I just wish I watched this with a cocktail in my hand. For more Bill Cosby shots, check out the 20 Worst Bill Cosby Impressions On The Web and Bill Cosby talk about his hatred of dentists. Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is a regular old bourbon drunk.

Chad Beats Woman With A Shovel

Danielle Evenson — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:07:22 +0000

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In the latest episode of "Chad Vader," Vader gets to pick a manager for a day. The choice is really hard. He would rather beat his supervisor with a shovel (you'll have to wait until 2:50, but it's worth it). In the end, you get to to pick the store employee. It's a lot of pressure. Be sure to chose wisely... and try not to hurt anyone with your yard tools. For more great "Star Wars" posts, watch these Storm Troopers dance and Chad Vader create a Super Bowl feast. Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is full of the Force.

Comedian Has Sex With A 15-Year-Old On A Dryer

Danielle Evenson — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:41:48 +0000

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Comic J Chris Newberg sings about losing his virginity in this sweet, sad and funny video. I learned a very important lesson while watching this clip. There are few more romantic locations than your parents' laundry room. For more uncomfortably sexy videos, be sure to watch this report on the origin of "That's What She Said" and this man talk about the Fellatio Truth Movement. Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is getting a washer and dryer for Valentine's Day.

The Gayest Moment In The Super Bowl

Danielle Evenson — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:24:45 +0000

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You thought they banned all the gay ads in the Super Bowl. Check out this funny picture. It's adorable and hot. Thanks to the Comedy Store for Tweeting this funny link! For all of our Super Bowl coverage, watch the funniest Super Bowl ads of 2010 and Betty White tackle some hot young men. Posted by Danielle Evenson, who would like to be held.

Old People Try To Dance To “Billie Jean”

Danielle Evenson — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:30:00 +0000

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Honestly, this video has a slow build, but it's worth the wait. Old people rock out to classic hits. You'll never think of "Billie Jean" the same way again. I guarantee the image of octogenarians doing their best Michael Jackson moves will be burned into your brain forever. Thanks to Current Comedy for the link! For more funny old people, take a look at the 10 Funniest Photos Of Old People Playing Nintendo Wii and watch some old Jews tell jokes. Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is old.

Man Sacrifices His Junk For A Case Of Beer

Danielle Evenson — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:30:01 +0000

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Some people will do anything for beer. For example, this idiot takes a Nerf lawn dart to his junk for the promise of a case of the good stuff. Stay tuned until the end. Watching him cry out in slow motion is the best part. Thanks to Break.com for the link! For more morons, meet these drunk and sleepy shoppers and the world's worst martial arts student. Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is thirsty.

Katt Williams Looks For A Steroids Salesman

Danielle Evenson — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:00:11 +0000

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Katt Williams discusses the problems of steroids and other drugs in this great clip from his special "It's Pimpin' Pimpin'." He has across the U.S. of A., and not once has he met a steroids salesman. He has obviously not been to my Curves. Those ladies are on something illegal (and probably delicious). For more Katt stand up, watch Kat Williams rap and love haters. Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is looking for a smooth criminal.