It’s a right of passage for many teenage boys and scumbags. It’s a man’s way of showing proof that he’s digitally stimulated his lady friend. Here are the people who nobody would ever want that olfactory proof from. Ever.

7. Danny DeVito

Whenever you smell something bad and can’t figure out where it’s coming from, there’s always a possibility it’s Rhea Perlman’s beav.

6. Bill Clinton

It’d be like playing Russian Roulette. In this scenario the bullet would be if his fingers smelled like Hillary’s groan-gina.
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Horrible looking dudes posing with porno chicks.

The perfect rug for all of your 1970’s gay sex needs.

The weirdest deaths in years ending with ‘BC’.

Self-hating storm trooper and a Batman dick trigger. Just click.

Kyle Orton looks fun.

The 25 most controversial movies ever.

Michael Bolton is single, ladies!

Time Magazine has some sort of article about Ron Jeremy.

Kyle Grooms does one of the best Obama impressions we’ve heard.

The slowest people in sports.

What Michael Jackson would look like if he’d never had surgery.

We’re not sure what the best part of this photo is - the fact that somebody decided to write a college essay about the 2 Girls 1 Cup video, or the fact that a teacher felt the need to tell the student that it was not appropriate.

Thanks, Giggle Sugar.

We’re not usually huge fans of cute kid videos, but we have to admit that we really appreciate this kid’s honesty as his Mom interviews him and he reveals the only time that he actually likes her. We imagine that when this kid grows up, there’s some lady that will be lucky enough to be on the receiving end of his blunt honesty as an adult as well - and that should make for an equally entertaining video.

“I just want to make sure that you don’t get the wrong idea about us,” she said naked lying in the bed of a comic she had met a few hours before.

“What do you mean by the wrong idea?” He played along.

“I just don’t want you to think because we had sex that we are going to be more than friends. Actually, I have a boyfriend and I have to leave to go be with him.”

This was the neatest thing he had ever heard. Hours earlier, he had played a sold-out show at the Improv. Immediately after the show, the stunning blonde that had been in the front row approached him. They began talking, and then doing shots, and then as the bar was closed they spilled into the street lost in one of those two-sided make outs - amazing to be in the middle of, awful and annoying to have to witness.

“I can’t come over to your house…I just met you.”

She was sincere. He believed her. However, he didn’t remember asking her back to his place.

“I mean, I’m not really tired. Do you have any blow?”

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In case you thought that the first Barack Obama - Rocky Balboa mashup was enough to tell the whole Baracky story…guess again. That was just the battle for the nomination. Now that he’s got it, Baracky II features Baracky gearing up to take on John McCain in the real heavyweight championship match.

Those Chinese really get right to the point when it comes to health care.

Thanks, Engrish Funny.

We think it’s great that new technology allows just about anybody to record music, shoot a video, and share that video with the world by posting it online. However, when you see a video like this “rap” video by a couple of rhythm-less ladies who want you to know that “It’s So Cold In The D,” it makes you wonder if we were better off when not everybody could flex their creative muscles.

This video may start out like just another video of an ethnic little dude in a field dancing to Rick Astley’s only hit, but if you stick with it for a little while you will see that it’s so much more. Because this ethnic little dude goes on to dance to hits such as “Push It,” Beat It,” and even the Chicken Dance.

Like this video? Then you’re going to love this video of Dancing Grimace.

Are you a male douchebag? If you are then you probably own one of the following fashion items. Comedy.com’s fashion correspondent, Mike Burns, gives us the 9 worst recent fashion trends for douchebag guys.

9. Shirts That Make You Look Like You Have Full Sleeve Arm Tattoos

Dressing up like Tommy Lee on Halloween wouldn’t be cool, let alone on a night out to a shitty club. No one likes you.

8. Any Sort of Armband Tattoo

Unless you’re a UFC fighter, you should be made fun of for the rest of your life for that horrible mistake.
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