9 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Videos That Will Make You Wonder Why You Used To Watch Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

September 3rd, 2008

 

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Remember when you used to think the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers were cool? Well, you were wrong. And here’s nine videos that prove it. Enjoy a cringe-inducing trip down memory lane…

 

 

9. The Power Rangers Intro
Here is the original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme song and intro. If this doesn’t scream nostalgia, we don’t know what does. “Recruit a team of teenagers…with attitude!”

 

 

8. The Megazord Battle
This breathtaking Megazord fight scene has everything one could want: the Power Rangers jumping 300 feet into the air, giant dinosaur robots knocking over fake buildings, the Dragonzord, more missiles than possibly necessary, powering up, more powering up, the Power Rangers chanting shit at the same time, some weird asshole in the sky, and ridiculously large explosions out of nowhere.

 

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9 Reasons Why Maxim Magazine and Their Readers Are Horrible

September 2nd, 2008

 

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We’re always happy to hear from our correspondent, Mike Burns. Here is his list of 9 Reasons Why Maxim Magazine and Their Readers Are Horrible.

 

 

9. Men who are confident in their sexuality don’t whack around their pink ranger to Maxim Magazine.

 

Over airbrushed photos of unattainable women who have been rendered even MORE flawless makes them even harder to stiffen up for. Do you sit in your shitty car, close your eyes, and pretend it’s a Ferrari? No. Because that’s stupid.

 

And because of the make-up and lighting they choose, that photo of Megan Fox you wanted to play tugboat with, doesn’t even look like Megan Fox anymore. So now you’re getting slap happy over someone that technically doesn’t exist.

 

Show me pictures of Kate Hudson in the morning with fucked up bedhead, 3 zits, and wearing a ratty little t-shirt and boycut underpants. All hungover and wanting to get the cobwebs fucked out of her. At least on SOME small level that’s a scenario you can familiarize with.

 

Not Mila Kunis in a 5,000 dollar Louis Vuitton bikini on a yacht in San Tropez, surrounded by live pythons and enough glossy enamel on her mug to make her look like an Oscar statue. I can’t even PRETEND I would ever be remotely in a scenario like that on any level, let alone get my slinky ready to go down the stairs about it.

 

Maxim is what closeted meathead gay guys beat off to so they can keep telling themselves they like pussy.

 

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Other Things We Found Mildly Interesting Today…

September 2nd, 2008

 

Bristol Palin’s Baby Daddy. A week ago we wouldn’t have known what this meant.

 

Exercise products guaranteed to make you fat.

 

A photo of Sarah Palin on a motorcycle. She’s kinda big right now.

 

Amy Winehouse is even more disgusting.

 

Pictures of people with their heads in their hands.

 

It’s crazy how much Bob Costas looks like Luke Skywalker.

 

Mitch Hedberg album sneak peak.

 

Bill Maher’s New Rules.

 

More Sarah Palin? VPilf.com.

 

Katy Perry’s boobs get plastered.

 

The guy that does the movie voices is dead.

 

This is a woman. Seriously.

 

This rumor exists: Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson?

 

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Yo Mama Joke Battle: Superman vs. Batman

September 2nd, 2008

 

Ever wonder how Superman and Batman spend their free time when they’re not saving the world or ironing their tights? As this video proves, another of their favorite hobbies is battling each other with Yo Mama jokes. Unfortunately, the ability to tell good Yo Mama jokes isn’t one of their super powers.

 

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Spaghetti Cat Visits The Soup

September 2nd, 2008

 

The mysterious Spaghetti Cat became an instant favorite of ours after it was first profiled on The Soup a few weeks ago, so you can imagine our excitement when Spaghetti Cat dropped by The Soup this weekend to make an appearance in studio.

 

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Would Sarah Palin Be The First VPILF?

September 2nd, 2008

 

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This is a unique time in American history. For the first time, we have someone on the ticket we could actually masturbate to. Like if you don’t have a Maxim or an LL Bean catalog available, she might do the trick.

 

Now, some might say, “What about Geraldine Ferraro, she was a woman and a VP candidate?”

 

I said someone you “could” masturbate to.

 

Looking back on her in that 1984 campaign, she was at BEST a thin Bea Arthur. And if you think Bea Arthur is worth a wank… well we guys know that seeking therapy is a tad “gay.” But since you are going down that path, it can’t hurt to give it a shot. And block Lifetime from your cable and keep on drinking until you forget you ever saw the Golden Girls.

 

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Greatest College Dorm Shower Sign Ever

September 2nd, 2008

 

Not only is this sign entertaining and educational, it leads us to one obvious question: besides people jerking off in the shower, what other “semen related costs” are being incurred at Michigan?

 

Thanks, Holy Taco.

 

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The Divorce Story

September 2nd, 2008

 

Now that summer is officially over it’s time for kids everywhere to head back to school and tell all their classmates how they spent their summer. And as this video from The Whitest Kids U Know proves, sometimes having the most dysfunctional family leads to having the best “How I Spent My Summer” stories.

 

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The Kick Ass Terrorist Talk Show

September 2nd, 2008

 

Fans of late night talk shows and, uh, terrorism, are sure to enjoy this new Atom series titled Jafaar and Saif’s Kick Ass Terrorist Talk Show. In this episode, the jihad-loving puppet terrorists talk about their Hot Chick of the Week and serve up the Top 5 Ways To Terrorize a Movie Theater.

 

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9 Surprising Facts About Sarah Palin, John McCain’s Choice For Vice President.

August 29th, 2008

 

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John McCain picked his VP. And it’s this MILFy broad from Alaska. People want to know about her. Well, here are 9 surprising facts about Sarah Palin, John McCain’s Choice for Vice President.

 

1. She’s Not Tina Fey.

 

 

Yes, they look alike. But Sarah Palin isn’t as talented. She’s not on “30 Rock” but she is about 30 years younger than John McCain.

 

2. Her kid’s names are Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper & Trig. Trig has Downs.

 

 

She shouldn’t have named her kids any of those things. Aren’t those names all street slang for heroin?

 

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