In a world…where Hollywood’s most legendary movie trailer voiceover actor Don LaFontaine passed away this week, it would be hard to find a better tribute to his work than this video which mashes up some of his best work into one “best of” Don LaFontaine trailer.

These must be tough times for the crew over at Fox News, what with the big news these days revolving around their Vice Presidential candidate’s daughter having an out-of-wedlock baby on the way and everything, but at least Bill and Hillary Clinton served up this lovely piece of video for them to salivate over. In the clip, Bill leans in to give Hillary a kiss and comes up empty when Hillary decides to turn away from her playa husband and instead give her former nemesis Barack Obama a peck.

We could explain to you that this video features a foreign news reporter getting himself electrocuted and collapsing by touching fruit, but that wouldn’t really qualify as an explanation, would it? We don’t really understand it ourselves, but we know that watching a foreign guy collapse on live TV is pretty funny.

Anybody that spends a lot of time watching the CW may assume that every little aspect of daily life is sexy, but we all know that’s just not the way things really are. That’s why Comedy.com’s own Batch 285 have put together a new series of videos designed to highlight some of life’s Unsexy Moments. Above, check out their take on a common bathroom dilemma, and after the jump you can see how they deal with other Unsexy Moments such as wearing skinny jeans, rough morning wake-ups, and awkward bedroom incidents.

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Does this shirt make me look fat?

15 strange moments in anti-theft.

Man, bloggers love Erin Andrews.

The worst way to get your picture taken with Obama.

The Real World: Then and Now.

The lamest disasters in disaster movie history.

Eugene Mirman at the RNC.

Bathroom honesty is the best policy.

Jamie Lynn Spears sent a baby gift to Bristol Palin.

It’s been a little while since we’ve seen a trailer for a movie that genuinely got us excited for the film, but this red-band trailer for Kevin Smith’s upcoming movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno looks pretty promising. With a cast that includes Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, Craig Robinson, and an assortment of Smith’s usual pals riffing on a topic as ridiculous as porn, we don’t really see how it can miss.

By now it’s common knowledge that John McCain barely knew Sarah Palin before he chose her as his Vice Presidential candidate, but what is less known is how the actual conversation went when he asked her to join the team. Luckily, web superstar LisaNova took the time to put together this dramatic re-enactment of how that conversation probably played out.

Remember when you used to think the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers were cool? Well, you were wrong. And here’s nine videos that prove it. Enjoy a cringe-inducing trip down memory lane…

9. The Power Rangers Intro
Here is the original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme song and intro. If this doesn’t scream nostalgia, we don’t know what does. “Recruit a team of teenagers…with attitude!”

8. The Megazord Battle
This breathtaking Megazord fight scene has everything one could want: the Power Rangers jumping 300 feet into the air, giant dinosaur robots knocking over fake buildings, the Dragonzord, more missiles than possibly necessary, powering up, more powering up, the Power Rangers chanting shit at the same time, some weird asshole in the sky, and ridiculously large explosions out of nowhere.

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We’re always happy to hear from our correspondent, Mike Burns. Here is his list of 9 Reasons Why Maxim Magazine and Their Readers Are Horrible.

9. Men who are confident in their sexuality don’t whack around their pink ranger to Maxim Magazine.

Over airbrushed photos of unattainable women who have been rendered even MORE flawless makes them even harder to stiffen up for. Do you sit in your shitty car, close your eyes, and pretend it’s a Ferrari? No. Because that’s stupid.

And because of the make-up and lighting they choose, that photo of Megan Fox you wanted to play tugboat with, doesn’t even look like Megan Fox anymore. So now you’re getting slap happy over someone that technically doesn’t exist.

Show me pictures of Kate Hudson in the morning with fucked up bedhead, 3 zits, and wearing a ratty little t-shirt and boycut underpants. All hungover and wanting to get the cobwebs fucked out of her. At least on SOME small level that’s a scenario you can familiarize with.

Not Mila Kunis in a 5,000 dollar Louis Vuitton bikini on a yacht in San Tropez, surrounded by live pythons and enough glossy enamel on her mug to make her look like an Oscar statue. I can’t even PRETEND I would ever be remotely in a scenario like that on any level, let alone get my slinky ready to go down the stairs about it.

Maxim is what closeted meathead gay guys beat off to so they can keep telling themselves they like pussy.

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Bristol Palin’s Baby Daddy. A week ago we wouldn’t have known what this meant.

Exercise products guaranteed to make you fat.

A photo of Sarah Palin on a motorcycle. She’s kinda big right now.

Amy Winehouse is even more disgusting.

Pictures of people with their heads in their hands.

It’s crazy how much Bob Costas looks like Luke Skywalker.

Mitch Hedberg album sneak peak.

Bill Maher’s New Rules.

More Sarah Palin? VPilf.com.

Katy Perry’s boobs get plastered.

The guy that does the movie voices is dead.

This is a woman. Seriously.

This rumor exists: Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson?