Hey everybody, Comedy.com’s own Competitive Awesome crew is back with a brand spankin’ new video that offers up a service that is surely going to be in high demand - the chance to get your own Douche For The Day. And as an added bonus, we’ve set up a Douche For The Day hotline for you to call us and tell us what kind of douche you need, what kind of douche you know, or what kind of douche you are. So, call us at 818-575-6035 and we’ll be happy to post your messages on this page. We’ve already gotten one from some guy in Pennsylvania - you can hear it after the jump.
There’s not a lot of lighthearted news coming out of Iraq these days, but we recently came across a ton of music videos that the soldiers there are apparently making in their free time. Here’s 8 of the best ones we found and it’s nice to see that they’re managing to make the best of a bad situation. If you like what you see, please pass these videos on to your friends and let’s help get all these guys the attention they deserve. Our thoughts are with them…and their sweet dance moves.
8. WHAT IS LOVE?
The head-bobbing dance move to this Haddaway dance track that Saturday Night Live made famous is every bit as entertaining when done by soldiers.
Our friends over at Pop Waffle have cooked up another batch of pop culture hilarity for your enjoyment. This time around, they take on everything from Jesse Jackson, to Sarah Silverman, to Madonna, to Alex Rodriguez.
A couple weeks ago comics from all over the world took over Montreal for its annual Just For Laughs Comedy Festival. Here’s some highlights from the festival’s music show including the work of Craig Robinson, Judd Apatow, Jon Lajoie, Bo Burnham and more.
We watch a LOT of videos every day and, to be honest, they’re not all winners. In fact, a lot of them are pretty awful. But a select few are so horribly bad that they actually wind up being kind of entertaining. We thought it would be a good idea to start sharing some of these with you in a new “Worst Video We’ve Seen Today” series of posts. First up is this “gem” which has all the makings of a terrible video: a teenage guy with a sideways baseball hat lip synching a terrible song with a “surprise” revelation at the chorus.
Those of you that aren’t geeks may not realize that last weekend the mecca of all things nerd, Comic-Con, was held in San Diego. With thousands of people who think they are super heroes gathering in one location, it’s a good thing that homeland security was there to protect everybody. And by homeland security, we mean Reno 911’s Tom Lennon and Ben Garant.
I can’t go into details of how it went down. You understand how sex works, right? Good. It was that, plus me falling off the bed. Got it?
I remembered the incident the following afternoon. I immediately grabbed my phone and proceeded to send a mass text to a handful of friends. I didn’t have many details of the fall itself. I kind of blocked it out. It was really just an afterthought. Maybe because it happened during sex. Sex is already embarrassing enough. It’s just one embarrassing thing on top of another.
It’s like slipping down a flight of stairs in front of a bunch of people and farting while in mid-fall. Which is worse? Does it even matter when they’re double-stacked like that?
I know that I fell hard. I can see the gash where I slammed my back into the bedside table drawer. But that’s all I know.
Alright. It seems like every site out there is giving people tips on saving money, since our economy is like, 3rd-World-Country bad. It seems like it’s time for the Comedy.com Blog to weigh in. Here are 11 ways to save money in this tough economy.
1. Don’t Buy Anything.
You can go into the woods like the kid from Into the Wild. You can do whatever you’d like. Just don’t buy anything. You’ll smell like shit and hate your life. You might even die. But at least you’ll be saving that hard earned cash.
2. Stop “Making it Rain”.
First of all, it’s a little dated. But more importantly, huge waste of your money. You’ll never recover all of the hundreds that you throw all over strip clubs all willy nilly. Read the rest of this entry »
This video features a “hip” pastor showing just how cool Christianity is by hopping on a motorcycle and cruising out of his church to impress his adoring constituents. Of course, if you’re going to do that you might want to make sure that you’re able to control the motorcycle you’re riding on first.
