This video may start out like just another video of an ethnic little dude in a field dancing to Rick Astley’s only hit, but if you stick with it for a little while you will see that it’s so much more. Because this ethnic little dude goes on to dance to hits such as “Push It,” Beat It,” and even the Chicken Dance.

 

Like this video? Then you’re going to love this video of Dancing Grimace.

You might think that Big Brown won the Kentucky Derby this weekend, but not according to the Newest New News which breaks the story that the Derby’s real surprise winner was Bea Arthur. Then again, maybe they’re thinking that Bea Arthur was the one that was euthanized. It’s a fine line between winning, getting euthanized, horses and Bea Arthur.

It takes a very important topic to bring all of the Daily Show’s correspondents together in one piece. In this case, it’s the Daily Show’s chance to offer up a solution to kids that feel being abstinent is just a little too, uh, hard. That’s right kids, we’re talking about the dry hump. Learn it, live it, love it. Or…just go ahead and put your “God stick” in your girlfriend’s “shame cave.” Either way.

If you like your jokes about men looking for love best when they come with a pedestrian beat, less than mediocre British rapper who uses plenty of British slang, and in the form of a slideshow, then this is the video for you.

It probably won’t surprise any of you to learn that we prefer dive bars over the swanky Hollywood scene. But as this video demonstrates, sometimes even unsuspecting dive bar patrons can find themselves subjects of the paparazzi treatment.

Remember those beloved cereal characters that convinced you that eating cookies or artificially neon loops for breakfast was a good idea as long as you threw them in a bowl of milk (which you would inevitably throw out most of the milk anyway)? Well, as this video shows, it turns out that those characters had a lot of their own issues they were trying to work out when they weren’t busy pitching you product.

This video is a news story about a 7-year-old kid who decided to go for a drive in his grandmother’s car. We LOVE this video and here’s a couple quotes from it that explain why.The Kid: “It’s fun to do bad things. I wanted to do hoodrat stuff for my friend.”The Grandmother: “I wanna whip his behind. If I thought they wouldn’t take me to jail, that’s what I’d do right now.”

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