As the world salivates over the concept of Sarah Palin becoming our first VPILF and scours the internet looking for naked pictures of her and interesting facts about her, somebody out there took the time to show us what is really going through John McCain’s head when he watches her speak. Oh, and that somebody also put those thoughts to the sweet sounds of Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On.” Sexy…

In today’s unexpected comedy star news of the day, Bill Gates turns in a solid comedic performance opposite Jerry Seinfeld in this new commercial for Microsoft. And it only cost Gates about $10 million to convince Seinfeld to pretend to be his friend. Oh, they also co-star with a couple of churros.

Ever wish you could hire somebody to tell people things that you don’t have the balls to say? Well, with Comedy.com’s new series Comedy 911, you can do just that. In this first episode, see what happens when comedian and Comedy.com Listmaster Mike Bridenstine is hired to fire somebody else’s employee. And if you’d like to hire one of our comics to do your dirty work for you in a future Comedy 911 video, shoot us an email and let us know how we can help.

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Michael Phelps likes stripper butt.

Child stars who became hot ladies.

Best McCain/Palin photo so far.

Ghostbusters reunion???

An 80’s version of the Wonder Years?

Chuck Norris jeans.

Put. The. Cell Phone. Away.

LeBron loses at H-O-R-S-E.

The Ballad of Sarah Palin.

Oprah won’t interview Sarah Palin until after the election?

Homeless man loses battle with sewer.

Gay people ranked the gayest albums of all time.

There wasn’t a whole lot to get excited about at the Republican National Convention, but luckily Triumph The Insult Comic Dog showed up to give us something to cheer about. In this clip from Late Night with Conan O’Brien, Triumph chats up the Republican delegates about Sarah Palin, Fred Thompson, and John McCain.

TJ Miller, best known for his work in Cloverfield and with Blerds, recently auditioned for Saturday Night Live. What exactly happened at that audition has been the subject of a lot of speculation, but in this audio clip from Red Bar Radio TJ explains his side of the story.

Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane is gearing up for the launch of his new Internet series - Seth’s MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Comedy which can be found at SethComedy.com and to amp up the excitement for the show he’s released this sneak preview trailer. Consider us totally amped.

We would never make fun of people from a particular area of the country, but we’re sure that we can all agree that Jersey Girls are awful. That said, this video reveals their one strong suit - an ability to live their entire lives using only one phrase…as long as that phrase is “What the fuck?”

This guy’s t-shirt goes wonderfully with his creepy mustache.

Somewhere in the great state of Virginia lives the coolest handicapped South Park fan in the world.

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