Today could have been tragic and all (see above photo), but since everybody seems to have survived ok, here’s the other crucial things that happened today on the Internet.
1. Two high school guys made a fool out of their principal while trying to force him to explain exactly how much grinding would be allowed at the school dance. (Whip It Out Comedy)
2. Barack Obama rode a unicorn to go fight a bear. Naked. We have no idea why. (Veto Corleone)
3. America braced itself for Lisa Lampanelli’s new HBO comedy special. (The Laugh Track)
4. Ryan Seacrest tried (and failed) to high-five a blind guy. (Hollywood Fail)
5. A girl tried to jump over a guy and it did not go well. (Big Stupid Idiot)
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