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Sarah Palin and the Thanksgiving Turkey Massacre

Friday November 21, 2008 2:18 PM

 

 

Everyone’s favorite political figure, Sarah Palin, is making headlines again. Few things in life are this perfect. Palin pardoned a turkey and is talking about it on camera while many other turkeys are slaughtered right behind her. This is the best recent Thanksgiving news report besides turkeys gone wild.

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