As many of you know (probably from first hand experience), there are hundreds of healthy fetishes available to subscribe to. You got MILFs, Asians, midgets, feet, etc. Some are sexy, some are funny, and some…are just flat out wrong. Take, for example, the fetish of mothers seducing their sons. The mere concept of mothers having sex with their sons disgusts us. However, we’re not above finding the 6 Photos That Look Like They Would Fit The Headline “Mother Seduces Son” and sharing them with you because, well, it’s a pretty damn funny list. And yes, we are probably going to hell. Enjoy!
6. Four Eyes, Two Hearts
Look at this picture. We see a beautiful mother and her beautiful brown son. What do you see, you freak? Do you want to see them kiss? Her whispering in his ear and getting his glasses foggy? Maybe a little hand-action? That’s disgusting!
5. The Family That Smiles Together…
What do you see in this one? How can you possibly want them to have sex? They are obviously just friends. If he fingers her for a bit, of course she’ll like it, but it will ruin their friendship and throw off the mother-son dynamic.
4. The Home Schooling Couple
We can only hope that they are reading Harry Potter and not a “picture book.” Reading to your children is one of the most crucial steps to children getting a good education. You fiends are probably imagining her showing him nude photos of her vagina and him getting a hard, little boner in his tight cargo pants. You’re probably thinking, “Hey, they’re already on that nice, cozy couch, why doesn’t Junior here just tear her bra off and suck on her sagging breasts like he did several years ago.” You’re sick.
3. The Mustache Rider
What a lovely photo! A middle-aged man posing with his elderly mother. How can you mother-son-fucking-loving monsters taint this one? Do you want him to turn to her and say, “Hey mom, let me brush off my sweet ‘stache and give you a nice place to sit”? How can you take one of the purest things in the world and turn it into “mother sucks son”?
2. The Bathers
We don’t even need to comment on this photo of a mother bathing with her baby. We know what your filthy mind is thinking.
1. The Allen Family
Get your ass off the computer and run, don’t walk, to the nearest video rental store. Rent “New York Stories” and watch Woody Allen’s segment titled “Oedipus Wrecks”, the granddaddy movie of mother issues. In the movie, Woody Allen’s mother vanishes one day and then reappears in the sky to embarrass him in front of all of New York. You perverts will probably bust a nut during the opening credits.
This list was compiled by Comedy.com intern Slava. Since its submission, he has been placed on double secret probation.
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