Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new hero. We don’t know his name and we’ve never seen his face, but we know that he has a fridge fully stocked with beverages and products designed to help you pick up ladies. In this video, he explains exactly what kind of women like what kind of drinks and it is truly educational. For example, we learned that we need to have a “drawer of Kool-Aid for the hood chicks,” “fucking Snapples for the suburban chicks named Becky,” and “Smirnoff Ices for the girls that don’t know you well enough to get drunk around you so they just get their buzz on.” Oh yeah, and just to prove that this guy’s fridge is ready for any obstacle that stands in the way of him getting some ass, he also stocks his freezer with ice pops for any single mom’s “little cockblocker” kids that get in the way.
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