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10 Unintentionally Funny Romance Novel Covers

You can learn a lot from romance novel covers. Perhaps more sweet things to say to your girlfriend. Or boyfriend. Whatever. Apparently the ladies fantasize a lot about Indians and pirates and whatnot. And they like when a dude named Rogue or something suggests they do things that are “wicked”. Today, we came across these gems. And they don’t even include Fabio. Here are 10 unintentionally funny romance novel covers.

 

 
1. Perfection by Regina Scott


 

 

Oh yes. Yes! Jerry Seinfeld’s puffy shirt meets the cool sounds of Kenny G’s saxophone. It is perfection.

 

2. Love’s Secret Sniper by Dee-Dee Drake

 

Love’s Secret Sniper?  Which one – the Ultimate Warrior who digs feeling knee pits, or the red head feeling up on the Warrior’s C-cups?  

3. Discreet Young Gentleman by MJ Pearson

 

Why does this bromance look like the cover of an R.L. Stine Goosebumps novel? When the guy in back gets into it, do his retractable claws come out?

 

4. Promises Reveal by Sarah McCarty

 

 

This guy did make a promise to himself. He promised to do ab exercises and get a jean shirt.

 

5. The Daring Twin by Donna Fletcher

 

 

She really doesn’t seem that into it. Maybe because he’s dressed like a Scottish dipshit.  A better name might be “Ugh. Whatever.”

 

6. Dylan by Norah Hess

 

 

This is Dylan. He’s a maverick. And he’s totally not in to sex with people.

 

7. Rumor Has It by Cindi Myers

 

 

The longer we try to figure out what’s going on here, the more we’re confused.

 

8. Savage Trust by Cassie Edwards

 

 

You can’t just call them savages anymore, can you?  There are much worse names to call this guy.

 

9. My Lord and Spymaster by Joanna Bourne

 

 

Is there a giant hand on her back? Where is it coming from? That fucking hand is bigger than her head.

 

10. Loner by Geralyn Dawson

 

 

The Loner? It’d be funny if this book was just about this dude masturbating. And right before he does it, every time, he says, “m’am” and tips his hat to his dinger.

 

 

 

Comedy.com’s ListMaster is Mike Bridenstine.  He wants to caress your milky white skin.

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