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The Onion Reports - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Makes Virtual War As Boring As Real War

Other Things We Found Mildly Interesting This Morning…

Wednesday September 24, 2008 12:21 PM

 

Nothing says “Never Give Up” like shitting yourself.

 

Clay Aiken tells us what we already knew.

 

A fraternity banner we know isn’t true.

 

How to make the walk of shame less shameful.

 

25 awesome Ari Gold quotes.

 

Tennis is erotic.

 

The R.A. is not going to be happy.

 

Rob Zombie likes ribs.

 

What is going on with the kid from Two and a Half Men?

 

5 rejected People Magazine Clay Aiken covers.

 

We’re fine with Banksy rip-offs.

 

Throwback: The Love Toilet.

 

The man with the world’s largest hand.

 

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