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The Onion Reports - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Makes Virtual War As Boring As Real War

Other Things We Found Mildly Interesting Today

Friday August 15, 2008 12:40 PM

 

And you think you have embarrassing relatives.

 

Remember me? I’m Alyssa Milano. Except I’m dressed like Manny Ramirez.

 

Female sumo wrestling? How can anything funny possibly ever come from that?

 

A parrot whistles the Kill Bill theme song.

 

Jared from Subway loves lugging around his huge old pants.

 

Pictures of 10 guys we’d like to beat up.

 

The 6 craziest sex acts in the Bible.

 

That Armenian broad with the big butt thinks her big butt is too big.

 

The 15 weirdest theme restaurants in the whole wide world.

 

In case you’ve never seen Brick Testament.

 

A high school wrestler put his weiner in the mouth of a kid while he was pinned. And that’s illegal.

 

How come when the Jonas Brothers dress up like dudes, they look exactly like chicks dressing like dudes?

 

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