John Edwards announced Friday that he had an affair. So here’s a look at the worst looking women politicians have cheated with on their wives.
10. Rielle Hunter (John Edwards)
It’s almost spelled like Rachel Hunter, but looks nothing like her. John Edwards does strike us as someone who would cheat on his cancer-ridden wife for love. Also, she was filming his campaign, so maybe there is a sex video somewhere out there. But if you have John Edwards’ money, you would hope you could pull some 24 year old tail and not a 42 year old.
9. Ashley Alexandra Dupre (Eliot Spitzer)
Celebrities use expensive call girls for their anonymity, but they don’t use government credit cards or make huge bank transfers to pay for it. But she reminds us of the “two-faced” girl Seinfeld dates. In one picture she’s hot; in another she looks like a used pair of Goodyear tires.
8. Monica Lewinsky (Bill Clinton)
If you are a whaler, and we do believe Bill Clinton likes some fatty tuna once in a while, she’s hot. But relative to the headache she caused both him and the country, he was better off going to war with Iraq.
7. Donna Rice (Gary Hart)
While running for President in 1984, Hart’s affair with Donna Rice was leaked by the media. For those that say she’s a hottie, find her 1987 pictorial in Playboy. There’s nothing hot about 80’s vaginas.
6. Camilla Parker Bowles (Prince Charles)
She may be British hot, but that doesn’t count. We googled pictures of her as a young girl, and she actually got better looking with age.
5. Callista Bisek (Newt Gingrich)
For a right-wing douchebag who looks like he would have a set of C-cup man tits, Newt Gingrich did alright. For two guys that couldn’t be farther apart politically, Gingrich and Edwards apparently use the same tactic to pull leg.
4. Christine Beatty (Kwame Kilpatrick)
Detroit’s Mayor Kilpatrick was charged with eight felony counts, including perjury, obstruction of justice, and kicking it with a fugly. Still, she’s the hottest piece of ass in all of Wayne County.
3. Golan Cipel (Jim McGreevey)
The former New Jersey governor raised a ruchus when he took Golan to new heights. His wife’s tell-all book was optioned for a movie entitled Don’t Mess with the Golan. That’s all the puns we have for Golan.
2. Greta das Hund (Adolph Hitler)
Why would you screw a German Shepherd when you could bone a Weimaraner? They are less likely to carry rubella and most have hip dysplaysia. The world will never know what made Hitler tick.
1. Sally Hemmings (Thomas Jefferson)
I’d rather work in the fields than have sex with Sally Hemmings. Actually, there is no picture of her. That’s just Condoleeza Rice. We’re sure Sally was a fine looking woman. And slavery was wrong.
This list was created by The Comedy Feed’s special ugly mistress correspondents over at WTF-TV.
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