Comments on: 7 People We Wish Would Have Gotten Into a Car Crash Instead of Morgan Freeman http://comedy.com/2008/08/04/7-people-we-wish-would-have-gotten-into-a-car-crash-instead-of-morgan-freeman/ ORIGINAL VIDEOS Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:10:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Russ http://comedy.com/2008/08/04/7-people-we-wish-would-have-gotten-into-a-car-crash-instead-of-morgan-freeman/comment-page-1/#comment-657 Russ Sun, 17 Aug 2008 08:55:11 +0000 http://www.comedy.com/blog/?p=519#comment-657 Doesn't Dennis Haysbert work for those Allstate Car Insurance advertisements? What would happen if HE got into a car accident? Allstate would be pissed. They'd have to "forgive his first accident" too. Ha, Imagine a press conference after being fired from Allstate's advertising campaign: "I do have some good news besides my recovery: I just saved a bunch on my car insurance by switching to Geico" Doesn’t Dennis Haysbert work for those Allstate Car Insurance advertisements?

What would happen if HE got into a car accident?

Allstate would be pissed. They’d have to “forgive his first accident” too.

Ha, Imagine a press conference after being fired from Allstate’s advertising campaign:

“I do have some good news besides my recovery: I just saved a bunch on my car insurance by switching to Geico”

]]> By: BigCat http://comedy.com/2008/08/04/7-people-we-wish-would-have-gotten-into-a-car-crash-instead-of-morgan-freeman/comment-page-1/#comment-658 BigCat Sun, 10 Aug 2008 02:45:43 +0000 http://www.comedy.com/blog/?p=519#comment-658 1. Denzel Washington 2. Chris Rock 3. Will Smith 4. Eddie Murphy 5. Oprah Winfrey 6. Tyra Banks 7. Bill Cosby 1. Denzel Washington
2. Chris Rock
3. Will Smith
4. Eddie Murphy
5. Oprah Winfrey
6. Tyra Banks
7. Bill Cosby

]]> By: Sally http://comedy.com/2008/08/04/7-people-we-wish-would-have-gotten-into-a-car-crash-instead-of-morgan-freeman/comment-page-1/#comment-659 Sally Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:52:04 +0000 http://www.comedy.com/blog/?p=519#comment-659 Don't forget about Dina Lohan Don’t forget about Dina Lohan

]]> By: CHUCK http://comedy.com/2008/08/04/7-people-we-wish-would-have-gotten-into-a-car-crash-instead-of-morgan-freeman/comment-page-1/#comment-648 CHUCK Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:50:27 +0000 http://www.comedy.com/blog/?p=519#comment-648 ALL OF THE PAPARAZZI DICK CHENEY GEORGE BUSH BILL OREILLY SEAN HANNITY RUSH LIMBAUGH RYAN SEACREST ALL OF THE PAPARAZZI
DICK CHENEY
GEORGE BUSH
BILL OREILLY
SEAN HANNITY
RUSH LIMBAUGH
RYAN SEACREST

]]> By: Steve http://comedy.com/2008/08/04/7-people-we-wish-would-have-gotten-into-a-car-crash-instead-of-morgan-freeman/comment-page-1/#comment-654 Steve Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:03:43 +0000 http://www.comedy.com/blog/?p=519#comment-654 NO, NOT BRITNEY! How about that little faggot Chris Crocker? Or, maybe Denise Richards? Or, perhaps Kim Kardashian?.........How about Kathy Griffin or Rickie Lake?, they don't do anything for me! Let's consider K-Fed or Andy (boy, did his mom sure name him right) Dick? Anybody but Britney! She's still TOO DAMN HOT TO DIE! I love those tits and that ass, those thighs and those eyes that just melt my heart every time I look at her.......JUST LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!! NO, NOT BRITNEY! How about that little faggot Chris Crocker? Or, maybe Denise Richards? Or, perhaps Kim Kardashian?………How about Kathy Griffin or Rickie Lake?, they don’t do anything for me! Let’s consider K-Fed or Andy (boy, did his mom sure name him right) Dick? Anybody but Britney! She’s still TOO DAMN HOT TO DIE! I love those tits and that ass, those thighs and those eyes that just melt my heart every time I look at her…….JUST LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: Beenz http://comedy.com/2008/08/04/7-people-we-wish-would-have-gotten-into-a-car-crash-instead-of-morgan-freeman/comment-page-1/#comment-652 Beenz Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:10:43 +0000 http://www.comedy.com/blog/?p=519#comment-652 What, no Rachael Ray? What, no Rachael Ray?

]]> By: RUSTY http://comedy.com/2008/08/04/7-people-we-wish-would-have-gotten-into-a-car-crash-instead-of-morgan-freeman/comment-page-1/#comment-651 RUSTY Tue, 05 Aug 2008 18:30:48 +0000 http://www.comedy.com/blog/?p=519#comment-651 Glad to see Tom Cruise on the list but you need to add Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly to the list Glad to see Tom Cruise on the list but you need to add Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly to the list

]]> By: Phillip http://comedy.com/2008/08/04/7-people-we-wish-would-have-gotten-into-a-car-crash-instead-of-morgan-freeman/comment-page-1/#comment-650 Phillip Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:55:17 +0000 http://www.comedy.com/blog/?p=519#comment-650 How can you knock on Pedro Ceranno? You should have swapped him for Jack Black. I just don't get the Jack Black thing. How can you knock on Pedro Ceranno? You should have swapped him for Jack Black. I just don’t get the Jack Black thing.

]]> By: Josh http://comedy.com/2008/08/04/7-people-we-wish-would-have-gotten-into-a-car-crash-instead-of-morgan-freeman/comment-page-1/#comment-653 Josh Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:03:19 +0000 http://www.comedy.com/blog/?p=519#comment-653 I agree with 1-6, but Dennis Haysbert?! Seriously, he has the power of Jobu on his side. Might I suggest permently retiring Brett Favre instead? I agree with 1-6, but Dennis Haysbert?! Seriously, he has the power of Jobu on his side. Might I suggest permently retiring Brett Favre instead?

]]> By: Stuntman Han Solo http://comedy.com/2008/08/04/7-people-we-wish-would-have-gotten-into-a-car-crash-instead-of-morgan-freeman/comment-page-1/#comment-656 Stuntman Han Solo Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:09:03 +0000 http://www.comedy.com/blog/?p=519#comment-656 How about seven planets we wish would have been blown up instead of Alderaan? LooL361 How about seven planets we wish would have been blown up instead of Alderaan? LooL361

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