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Your New Facebook Relationship Status Is “I’m Into Douchebags”

Monday July 21, 2008 11:17 AM

 

We’re not huge fans of Facebook, but maybe we would be if they took some advice from this Break video and started to offer more realistic relationship status categories. For example, where’s the “I Would Be In A Relationship But I’m Too Busy Blogging” category? Or the “I’m In A Relationship With A Guy Who Stole My Facebook Account And Replaced My Profile Photo With A Photo Of Me Snorting Coke” category? We’re just wondering…

 

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