Comments on: Ask Amber: Rub This On Your Body For American Dogs

By: Nicole

Nicole — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:16:18 +0000

First, I’d like to comment on Ronnie’s comment. You may think you are a male cheerleader, but you did say “I’d like to crack your head open” to Amber. Something to think about while you are jerking off into a plastic bag. Second, posting on craig’s list was brilliant. Can’t get better. Thanks for sharing the results.

By: Andrew Fuckface

Andrew Fuckface — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:55:03 +0000

I love people who leave serious comments on comedy.com. JESUS CRHISTE!!!

“This is really non-professional advice. You need to get this dog to the Dog Whisperer immediately and seek couples therapy.”

By: DD

DD — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:33:36 +0000

Oh my god, this is hilarious. Thank you. I now have something to talk about at lunch.

Dee

By: Alvadore

Alvadore — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:24:24 +0000

Wow, I really found it odd that a Lesbian couple would have a problem with a dog that has a sexual preference.

Why can’t you accept your dogs preferences they way you expect society to accept yours?

Here’s an idea, maybe your dog should get some rancid clam sweat and rub it all over a man to see if it will attract either of these two self involved losers.

By: Andy

Andy — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:37:15 +0000

lmoa, rotfl, all other cyber-abbreviations that mean “I’m having a physical response to experiencing something funny.”
Amber reminds me of a female Hunter S. Thompson: straight-up, educational and totally out there.

By: Brittany Krueger

Brittany Krueger — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:02:15 +0000

That was freaking hilarious!!! You’re a very good writer….. I need to come up with some ridiculous problem and have you solve it for me !!!!

By: Ronnie

Ronnie — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 23:19:56 +0000

jesus, tozer! i’d like to crack open your head to see what’s going on in there. very funny stuff. we all miss you back
here.

By: Stephenie

Stephenie — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:48:30 +0000

WOW! If I did have balls you could have the sweat I worked up from laughing my non balls off!!
Steph
PS I am NOT the Steph who answered your ad. But my old man does have a great cock

By: Richard Eldridge

Richard Eldridge — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:46:59 +0000

Call me crazy, but wouldn’t Mabel prefer something from her own species. Get a male dog from the pound and birth controll pills from the vet. Everyone will be happy. Especially the dog that misses the gas chamber in exchange for hooking up with Mabel, unless in dog hotness, she’s a real… I don’t know… human?

Also, when John McCain becomes President, can we call him Big Mac?