Comments on: 5 Denny’s Menu Items That Sound Like Dirty Sex Acts

By: Ian

Ian — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 13:37:38 +0000

Oh yes, and then there are the “stacked” and “double stacked” items. Like the waitresses, that turns out not to be the adolescent wet-dream it sounds like.

By: Dead Serious

Dead Serious — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:05:34 +0000

They have so many “slams” that it makes it easy. I remember about 10 or 15 years ago going into Friendly’s and they were pushing a uniquely-named ice cream treat. So when the waitress asked if anyone wanted a “Friendly Dutch Fudge Roll,” I asked if I had to go in the back room for that. She wasn’t amused, but the rest of my table, and the people at the next table thought it was a knee slapper. (Come to think of it, “Knee Slapper” sounds like it could be part of another dirty joke.)

By: Boneless

Boneless — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 23:31:25 +0000

They used to call their deserts “Happy Endings” or something along those lines…

By: Bill

Bill — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:43:47 +0000

@Lee451: It’s not the OP’s fault that Denny’s menu items sound dirty.

Gotta go for a quarter pounder at the golden arches…

Heh heh. I said pounder.

By: Pussy Stretcher

Pussy Stretcher — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 15:59:11 +0000

Oh yeah…I’ll have an order to go…Quick !!!!

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Wanna....? - SLUniverse Forums — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 14:57:36 +0000

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By: Lee451

Lee451 — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 13:35:36 +0000

You are kind of reaching for the sexual innuendos there, aren’t you? Are you the kind of person who twists every word another person says into some type of sexual meaning?