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6 Funniest First Wedding Dances

Wednesday June 25, 2008 2:38 PM

We have to go to a lot of weddings. Most aren’t that exciting. But here are some couples who tried to spice things up a bit at their reception, and get a viral vid while they were at it. Let’s see the results. Oh, almost forgot. Congratulations. Your day is so special and beautiful.

6. Wedding Breakdance

First of all, is that Ron Howard’s brother? Secondly, the “Motownphilly Megamix” is a rough transition into whatever Eastern European snake charmer music they faded the video out to. But it seemed to work. We could have done without the whooping cameragirl, but that party got started.

5. Evolution of the Wedding Dance

Where the fuck did that guy find a tuxedo? He has mascot-body. But even more amazing is his head. Dude has the biggest skull in the universe. And the tiniest of feet. Every dance he does, I feel my self worried he’s gonna stumble and take 9 people out.

4. Crank Dat Wedding

Same concept as above. Smaller groom. Bigger wife. Better moves. Better songs. We’re just disappointed nobody made it rain.

3. Gangsta Wedding Dance

California knows how to party. India, apparently, does not.

2. Baby Got Back Wedding Dance

Baby doesn’t have back. But baby has dope cleavage in her wedding dress.

1. Poplock Wedding Dance

Thank you for keeping it short and sweet, Asians. Yours is the winner.

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