Is anybody else finding the Ice-T vs. Soulja Boy beef fascinating? No? Does nobody else see the irony of somebody calling themselves ‘Ice-T’ telling somebody calling themselves ‘Soulja Boy’ that they killed hip-hop? How about nearly 30 years of terrible names killing hip-hop? Well, we took a look back and here are the 25 worst rap names of all time.
25. Kokane
Ooooooh. You spelled it wrong! Good job. Can’t tell by looking at you if that was intentional or if your IQ borders on legally retarded. By the way, Legally Retarded is a pretty good rap name.
24. Uncle Murda
Look how ridiculous this guy is. You like murder, we get it. When you’re done playing dress up, get back to mopping them floors at Burger King. Actually, I’m guessing the 10% of this guy’s rhymes that aren’t about murdering people, are about how much he hates mopping the floors at Burger King.
23. Kingpin Skinny Pimp
You can’t be a kingpin and a pimp, bro. Pick one. That’s not even trying. And I don’t believe you’re either. You look like the janitor from my high school, if he went to Hip-Hop Glamour Shots.
22. Peanut Butter Wolf
Don’t exactly know what you’re going for here, guy. But that name is a stinker.
21. Dorasel
He must feud with Enagyza. Is it me, or do most of these guys look special?
20. Atoms Family
I know its the same joke as the last one, but they must have beef with Da Munstaz. Sorry. Too much fun to pass up.
19. Da Notorious Prime Playaz.
Jesus Christ. Get it together. You’re docked points for ‘Da’ and ‘Playaz’. It’s like you took four other rap names and slapped them together to get this mess.
18. 69 Boyz
It sounds like you getting a blow job… while giving a blow job. Deducted points for “Boyz”.
17. Funky Aztecs
Funky + An Indian Tribe Name = Terrible.
16. Godfather Don
Oh my god. Fuck yourself. Was ‘Gotti Capone Montana’ taken? How about ‘Any Book by Mario Puzo’?
15. Grayskul
A big thumbs down to He-Man-influenced rap names.
14. Concentration Camp
Wow. No.
13. DJ Crazy Toones
Did you lose a bet when you picked this name? Because it’s terrible.
12. Freak Nasty
A good way to date yourself with a short-lived slang term for sex circa the A Different World era.
11. Guilty Simpson
What, you couldn’t come up with a quick Menendez Brothers reference? How about Lorena Bobbit? Your new name is ‘Mongo Slice’.
10. Da Muzicianz
Whoever came up with this name, wrote it in poop on a wall. Just horrible.
9. Matlock
Did this sound cool to whoever came up with it? Because its a show with Any Griffith that old people like.
8. Deadly Snakes
You’re really not even trying now. Elementary school kids have tree house club names that are more clever than this.
7. Carmen Sandiego
It’s a kid’s geography game. You can’t act hard. Although “Shootz n’ Laddahz” is a pretty sweet name nobody uses.
6. Yak Ballz
Nobody is ever going to care about you.
5. Rappin’ Ron
Well… my name is Ron and I’m here to say…
4. Princess Superstar
I hope there’s irony involved in a name this horrible.
3. Young Black Teenagers
None of them were black. None of them were teenagers.
2. Boss Hog Barbarians and Boss Hogg Outlawz
It’s a tie. You both just took a Dukes of Hazzard character and then added something more dangerous to it. Fail.
1. Hawd Gankstuh Rappuh Emsees Wid Ghats
Please let this be not a joke. It sounds like a deaf person coming up with the worst rap cliche ever.
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