After a weekend spent in San Francisco, the last thing we needed to start the week was the death of one of the greatest comedians of all time. We all grieve differently – for example, some of us go to a Star Wars church and some of us get angry about The Hills.
Eventually, we got back to business and turned our attention to more serious news matters – like this woman’s melons and the reasons this guy got dumped by his girlfriend. We had a hard time figuring out the answer to that last question because it’s not like he was one of these guys.
Confused, we sought out advice from our favorite advice columnist, before heading out to karate class to work on our yellow belt. Still, the events of the day left a bad taste in our mouth so we tried to blow off some steam by laughing at douchebag baseball fans. But even that didn’t cheer us up.
Just when we thought there was nothing that could save the day…we found a video of Shaquille O’neal rapping about what he really thinks of Kobe Bryant and suddenly everything was right with the world again.
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