Oh boy. You ever put together a Top 10 ranking and, after some research, discover horrible things about yourself? Let’s say, for example, you were thinking you were going to rank the oldest women you’d still have consensual sexual intercourse with and think there’d be some hot babes in their 40s and 50s on that list… and then have the youngest one be 58 years old? Well that’s exactly what happened. Here are the Top 10 Oldest Women we’d still bang. Enjoy.
10. Morgan Fairchild (58)
Them breastessess don’t look 58! Lose the arm gloves and we’re talkin’.
9. Cheryl Tiegs (60)
We’ll never take down our Cheryl Tiegs poster either.
8. Susan Lucci (61)
More like ‘All My Grandchildren”. But she still gives us a halfy.
7. Suzanne Somers (61)
Oooooh. G-mama takes care of herself. Lemme be your Thigh Master. Or something.
6. Diane Sawyer (62)
I bet she’s really classy in the bedroom. Whatever that means.
5. Goldie Hawn (62)
Just, like, pretend its Kate Hudson.
4. Helen Mirren (62)
So old… but so elegant. We’d do.
3. Dolly Parton (62)
Like if Dolly Parton was hitting on you, you’d turn it down. It would be your duty as an American.
2. Racquel Welch (67)
She’s not a ‘would do’, she’s actually a ‘want to do’. Hubba hubba, old lady.
1. Sophia Lauren (73)
Uhhhh. Seventy three, huh? Hmm. Okay. Yeah. We’d do it. Then we’d brag to our grandpa.
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