Happy hump day, everybody!
We’re not sure how you celebrated, but we kicked off the day by proving that Ferris Bueller could have been a horror movie and it still would have been funny. From there, we tried to avoid pissing Lewis Black off, while at the same time educating you about how the Japanese recommend women groom themselves and where they would like their prostitutes to avoid.
Around mid-day, we turned our attention to more serious matters, like John McCain using the C-word and how it feels to win an NBA championship as a benchwarmer. But then, in a moment sure to be enjoyed by all of you geeks/80’s music lovers out there, we got our freak on with a Star Wars dance contest.
Darth Vader dancing to “Thriller” is a tough act to follow, but Queens of the Stone Age’s lead singer and Joan Rivers found a way to do it with their filthy mouths. Finally, we wrapped things up in an adorable topless package to get you through the night.
Before signing off for the day, we’d also like to send a special thanks to our friends at DonChavez.com (the best place to see photos of professional athletes making it rain in nightclubs among other things) for showing us a little link love today. Thanks guys!
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