Everything we posted today in one convenient wrapup post…
We started our morning with some advice about how to stop giving benefits to your friend with benefits. That took a lot out of us, so we decided to turn our attention to more important world issues – like what’s been going on inside Angelina Jolie’s womb.
Speaking of little people, our next adventure introduced us to a really drunk midget who likes to pick fights with really sober normal-height guys. At least the midget didn’t dare challenge a guy with banana hands to a fight.
Meanwhile, McCain Girl and Jimmy Kimmel’s sidekick offered us dueling Incredible Hulk videos, but we had a hard time focusing on either of them because we were too busy debating the 11 funniest photos of college undie runs. Oh, college…we miss you and your roommate pranking ways so much.
We wrapped up our day by reading about how R. Kelly gets off and by watching a guy dry hump a bunch of Cheetos. Needless to say, this weekend can’t come soon enough.
