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The Onion Reports - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Makes Virtual War As Boring As Real War

Other Things We Found Mildly Interesting Today

Tuesday June 10, 2008 12:28 PM

That cell phone popcorn thing is a hoax! My private parts are relieved.

The worst broadcasters in the world.

Down Syndrome dolls. We’re not sure if we’re supposed to think this is funny or be horrified and sad.

The death of The Simpsons?

A list of famous people who never did the NASTY.

Fake bus stop fools runaway old people.

Wanna run for office? Try making less rape jokes.

Obama looks kinda nerdy in street clothes.

Yankees fans boo the Sun.

Brody Jenner’s reality show sounds SUPER GAY.

Obama, Japan? Is that real?

Email your friends and stuff after Jesus comes at the end of the world and takes you to Heaven. CREEPY!

Dust off your Brokeback Mountain jokes.

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