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Ron Jeremy Sells Porn Star Insurance

Monday June 9, 2008 10:10 AM

It’s no secret that health insurance in this country is a disaster, but finally somebody is doing something about it. Unfortunately, that somebody is Ron Jeremy and the thing he is doing about it is shilling for Blew Cross insurance – the only insurance out there to cover such porn star-related injuries as “Hyper-Extended Scrotum,” “Sex Swing Neck Strain,” and “Super Crabs.”

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