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The Onion Reports - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Makes Virtual War As Boring As Real War

Other Things We Found Mildly Interesting Today

Wednesday June 4, 2008 4:17 PM

Wu Tang finally gives rap fans what they’ve wanted for all these years… CHESS!

The best songs about prostitutes.

The World Record for boobs. The thin line between hot and gross.

The Guinness Book folks answer questions about how much the world’s smallest man can drink.

Environmentalists get tons of pussy.

Interview with Robert Smigel. For me to poop on!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Eyebrows are apparently essench!

Somebody on eBay paid $55 for a $50 Target gift card.

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