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The Onion Reports - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Makes Virtual War As Boring As Real War

Other Stuff We Found Mildly Interesting Today

Monday June 2, 2008 2:31 PM

The Best Way to Accidentally Burn $1 Bills.

We Didn’t Even Know The MTV Movie Awards Were Last Night.

Do You Ever Wish the Movie “Punchline” Showed More Dick?

See What Your Favorite Celebrities’ Pussies Taste Like

Best. Senior Photo. Ever.

A Deaf Comedian? You Heard it Correctly.

Lesbians Love Tina Fey

How Long Until This is on Leno?

The Inspiration for Indiana Jones was a Real Creep.

This Dude Has Only Eaten Mars Bars for the Last 17 Years.

Do You Like Skittles and Vodka? Try This.

Barack Obama + Abraham Lincoln = Fred Armisen?

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