MTV SPOKESMAN DEFENDS 'JERSEY SHORE' (AND GUIDOS)

Ho, ho, ho, Jon Gosselin and Tito Jackson. Naughty naughty.

Um, er, um, yeah.

No, she is not.

Red rum, red rum, red rum.

Listen to her hit “All I Want For Christmas Is Jews.”

Spoiler alert!

What would you do for two bars of gold?

Just when you think they couldn’t be that dumb.

You remember what VHS is, right?

“MTV wanted me to address the situation.”

Who is your favorite?

Happy holidays to all our geek fans!

Buy a headband. Save the world.

“You and me, we’ll dance with our snowmans.”

Never buy a boy the “Hannah Montana” movie for Christmas.