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“War & War”

“She likes peanut butter and gummy dinosaurs. Sarah Killen, your life is about to change.”

“Do you wear a bandana to hide the fact that you’re a bald old man?”

“The likelihood of a person harboring secret desires to engage in sexual and/or romantic activities with members of the same sex is directly proportional to the frequency and volume of said person’s vocalized objections to homosexuality.”

Yet, gay marriage is still illegal.

“Uh, that’s my penis.”

Does green really mean go?

The real winner? Tiger Woods.

And, he wears a jet pack.

Ouch!

Take off your socks. It’s about to get wild.

“You’re husbands and husbands?”

It’s just science. Sexy, sexy science.

Celebrate the birthday of Chuck Norris by sticking your finger up his butt.