ROBBERY SUSPECT EATS EVIDENCE

Screw “MTV Cribs.”

Watch for these smooth rappers, when their creepy vans roll into your neighborhood.

He was so good, the women took out a newspaper ad to thank him.

When they aren’t allowed to masturbate to a hot orange and beckoning bunch of bananas these friends come unglued.

‘I Gotta Feeling’ takes on a whole new meaning when you wake up in your own vomit.

Surprisingly, Carolla does not pick himself.

This is the funniest video on the Internet today.

Ferguson declares Tiger’s wife innocent.

Give this photo a good, hard look.

Stephen sits down with Ploughshares spokesman Joseph Cirincione.

Introducing the Wang-Holders.

Check out that crazy finger.

Welcome to the new sport of Lazy Boy skiing.

Gaffigan crashes a report about the State Dinner wedding crashers.