“You’re husbands and husbands?”

It’s just science. Sexy, sexy science.

Celebrate the birthday of Chuck Norris by sticking your finger up his butt.

Just sign this kid up for math camp.

Who needs college?

He better wear clean underwear.

Also, never caulk your butt.

Because parents need another reason for their kids to hate them.

Who wants a Scooby Snack?

“Sleek, elegant design earns their respect.”

Watch this classic clip from “The Carol Burnett Show.”

Thanks to super fan Michele Kackovic for the tip!

“Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp, metal objects. Then you sit in their chair, and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.”

Never text and fight.

That’s not right.